a long journey

If a journey of 1000 miles begins with one step, does a day of routine activites begin with just one YAWN? nope can't stop at one YAWN --oh no here comeas anoth_Yawn

copy and paste?

Momma and my teachers always told me it was not a good idea to copy and I have run out of paste---I use glue now----so sorry dear friends for all the copy and paste requests.. Hope you don't mind but I will just read, perhaps comment and try to remember.................

waiting inland

So if I live inland, how will I know when my ship comes in?

ADJECTIVES

Sometimes the cliche' phrases we use that include adjectives really are not flattering. Like "old friend."Does it mean your friend is old?
How about a long time? What kind of time is long? an hour? Some minutes seem really long . So if one had waited a minute but it felt like a really long minute would they have waited a long time?
Well, my time is up. But my clock is on a desk which isn't very high up? So how did my time get up?

giving opinions

Sometimes--many times--most of the time---opinions are better kept to one's self. Of course unless asked for and even then they are best when not fully revealed.

time

There is plenty of time until it is time to be somewhere then time runs out and then it is time to run trying to catch up with it!

sometimes you get what you want

Sometimes when you don't get what you want , you actually get what you want, and visa versa. Honest you do.

crown moulding

When trying to attach a 6 foot long pice of wood to where the ceiling and wall meet, care should be taken not to drop the board. To be prepared for the chance that the board does slip out of hand, keep an icepack handy.

Curling hair

Plugging in a curling iron to heat up while you shower will not cause it to heat up if you do not turn the curling iron on.

taking a shower

No matter how long you let the cold water run it will not turn warm! -------try turning on the hot water faucet.---duh-huh.